Author’s note:
Hey guys, sorry I haven’t updated my Wattpad in a while. I got grounded, because my mom caught me drawing NSFW art of me and Snuffy on my iPad. Anyways, I hope you guys like this chapter!
I wake up, my ocean blue eyes opening, as my awful mom yells at me to wake up and get downstairs. I get out of bed and get dressed, deciding to wear my favorite hoodie with Snuffy on it. He was my biggest celebrity crush. I throw my long, cascading, blonde hair up into a messy bun. I put on a little bit of mascara, not needing much makeup because I am beautiful, no flaws whatsoever, and I’m not like other girls. Boys hate girls who wear too much makeup. I go downstairs and find my terrible, ugly mother at the kitchen table. She’s smoking a cigarette in this house like the trashy, trailer park skank she is.
“Come here, you degenerate brat! you’re twenty years old today and you still haven’t gotten a job and moved out…”
I had completely forgotten that it was my birthday.
“So, I did what needed to be done.”
The doorbell rings.
“Go answer it. Consider it the first and last birthday present you’ll ever get from me.” I glare at her and go to the door. I open it and there are two, kind of scary-looking guys, dressed in suits with sunglasses on. “What the hell is going on?” I think to myself. Was this the intro to some extremely cheesy porno that would air on Cinemax at 2:30 in the morning? I mean, if it was, I wouldn't have cared, I haven’t gotten laid in months, and God knows, I need dick. “Come with us, miss.” one of the secret service-looking guys says.
The other one pushes past me and walks over to my mom. He hands her a thick envelope, she immediately opens it and it’s a shitload of cash. Was she….selling me? I had to give it to her, it was a pretty ballsy move. Now, I had to weigh my options here, would I go with these strangers, who could be traffickers, or stay here with my bitch of a mother….Going with the possible traffickers was the best idea. I head out of the door without even looking back. They lead me down the front steps to their SUV, a Cadillac Escalade, pretty nice for possible traffickers (hell, what did I know what kind of cars traffickers drive? I’ve never been trafficked). I hop in the back of the Escalade and the secret service-looking guys get in the front. We start to drive and after we’ve been driving for an hour or two, we come to a large front gate. The one driving rolls down his window and puts in a code on the keypad outside the gate and it immediately opens. We drive up a hill and I see our destination. The Playboy Mansion! Wait, my mom just sold me to these guys, did that mean that I was a Playmate now? The guy parks the car in front of the mansion
and I get out of the back. I had to be dreaming or something. Just as I’m about to pinch myself, an older man in a red robe comes out of the front door. It was the man himself, Hugh Hefner. “You must be Y/N! Damn, you’re even better looking in person, your mother certainly wasn’t overcharging for you.” the older man chuckles.
My mouth opens ad closes like a fish gasping for air, what the fuck was I supposed to say at this moment? Luckily, he can see the surprise on my face and doesn't wait for me to say anything. “Come on, sweetheart. I’ll show you around and let you meet the other girls.” He turns around and starts walking inside. I quickly follow behind him.
The mansion is so much better than I ever could have imagined. I don’t get a good chance to look at everything, for an old guy, he walked surprisingly fast. I catch up to him and I realize that we’re in a room full of people. I look around at all of the people, but then something catches my eye. Is that…? No way, it can’t be.
I look a little closer and realize it was exactly who I thought it was. It was my idol and celebrity crush, Snuffy, in all of his green glory! He was sitting there, in the whole Playboy bunny get-up. He looked so sexy. The pink outfit was perfect against his green screen-green skin. I took a few shaky steps toward him, and he actually looked at me. HE LOOKED AT ME! I could truly die
happy now.
“Oh, you must be the new girl.” he gets up from his seat with the other girls. “I’m Snuffy.” He holds his hand out to me to shake.
“I-um…I know who you are…” I mumble. I shake his hand, in awe. His skin was…extremely dry? I had expected it to be soft and moisturized. It always looked so soft in all the pictures and videos I'd seen of him. As I was thinking all of this, I didn’t even realize that I was still shaking his hand.
“Can I have my hand back now?” he asks awkwardly.
“Oh, yeah, sorry.”
I let go of his hand and I stand there, still starstruck. I look around, and Hugh Hefner was gone. Where did he even go? Well, I mean, I didn’t actually care, I was more concerned about Snuffy. “So, what’s your name?” he asked.
“Y/N.”
“Y/N? That’s a cool name. Hugh wanted me to give you a tour and show you your room before we have a little welcome/initiation event for ya. Come on.”
He walked out of the room and I quickly followed behind him. God, he had a tight ass. I wasn’t paying attention to any of the actual tour. I was too busy staring at his ass. we get to a bedroom and then I finally pay attention.
“Here’s your room.” Snuffy gestures to the space.
It was a nice room.
Some clothes on the bed catch my eye. He notices what I'm looking at.
“Oh, those are for you. Hugh wants all of us to wear that to your initiation later.” I nod.
“So, I’ll leave you to it. But before I go…” He leans in and his lips and his hair(??) brush my ear. “You’re like, really fucking sexy. If you ever wanna have a little fun, you let me know.” he turns around and leaves the room, his green, squishy, tendrils bouncing slightly around his shoulders. I practically melt into a puddle. Did that really just happen?
A few hours later, there’s a knock at my door. I had just finished changing into my new outfit to wear to my initiation; it was a thin, white tank top and a pair of red booty shorts with a small bunny printed at the bottom edge of the left side. I walk to the door and open it. It’s one of the random blonde bimbos I had seen when I first got here.
“Hey, we’re getting things started downstairs, if you wanna head down now.” “Yeah, sure.”
I follow her downstairs and outside to the huge garden. All of the Playmates and Hugh were outside already. The Playmates were dressed in the same outfit I was.
I look around the garden for Snuffy. I don’t see him, which was strange, but I don’t think much of it.
Around the garden, a few of the sprinklers were on. The other Playmates milled around, making small talk with each other. A few of them came and spoke to me, but I wasn’t paying attention. After a few minutes, the sound of metal tapping against glass caught everyone’s attention. “If I could have everyone’s attention please!” Hugh called to everyone in the garden. we all looked in the general direction of his voice.
“I would like all of you to give our newest Playmate a very warm welcome! Y/N! Where are you, Y/N?”
The Playmates who are standing in front of me look back and move to the side. One of them, who was standing behind me, nudges me forward. I stumble forward a little, but I quickly regain my balance and walk up to Hugh. He warps an arm around me and then continues speaking. “Now, girls, this is all new to little Y/N here, so let’s give her a little taste of how things go around here. How does a nice, wet t-shirt contest sound?”
All of the Playmates start to cheer. I don’t even get a chance to register what was happening before all of the Playmates are running through the sprinklers, getting soaked, making their thin, tank tops see-through. Everyone’s nipples were clearly visible through their shirts. Everything was a blur, girls, and nipples everywhere, and Hugh pushing me up to join the “fun”. Just as I’m actually about to join in all the girls crowd around Hugh. They all give him a group hug and squeeze him really tight. There is a loud obnoxious popping sound. I turn to see what happened. Hugh had…deflated? His skin was even flabbier than it was before, basically hanging ikeoff of his bones. It would’ve been scary if, underneath the skin, it was actual bone showing, but instead, it was something bright, neon green. Everyone takes a few stunned steps back. They popped Hugh Hefner with their tits! We all stare at the deflated Hefner, before a little bit of green pokes out of the hole where his mouth used to be. Wait, I could recognize the shade of green
anywhere. I walk up to the deflated body and pull off the head, and inside the weird flesh suit was…Snuffy?!
