Articles
2017
FMK: The Michelin Man, The Pillsbury Doughboy, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man [on Issuu.com]
The 5 Reasons Star Wars: The Last Jedi Sucked (From a Real Fan's Perspective)
6 Ways I Will Continue to Avoid the FBI [on Issuu.com]
5 Flags To Fly If You're Ashamed of Your Country
Petition: Let Me and My Family Open Carry at the Jersey Shore
2016
2001: A Space Odyssey Online, an Open Letter to the 10 Exceptional Asteroids that I Once Loved
How To Pass Your Finals By Using Your Hands
Healthy Eating With Ben! [on Issuu.com]
A ConFetty Filled Surprise [on Issuu.com]