Articles
2018
An Open Letter From The Devil (With Gisela Factora) [on Issuu.com]
These 4 Horses Are In Hell For A Reason [on Issuu.com]
"Where the hell is my son?" And Other Funny Times I Thought I Had A Son. [on Issuu.com]
2017
5 Times ISIS Had A Pretty Good Point [on Issuu.com]
A Thorough Assessment of Mother's Finest Wigs [on Issuu.com]
Treat Women Good: A Proposition to My Fellow Man [on Issuu.com]
An Important Venn Diagram [on Issuu.com]
How These 5 Stars Are Spending 4th of July and Is Bam Margera Invited?
My Grandson Will Ruin You, Uber
Campus Profile: That Guy From Bits
Report: Boogerfaced Butthead Misses His Mommy [on Issuu.com]
6 Spots In My House Where My Daughter's Ghost Can't Find Me
12 Bitchin' New Holidays Enacted By President Obama In The Dead Of Night
Buses vs. Limousines [on Issuu.com]
2016
10 Things We ALL Need to Try Before Summer is Over
Six Things They Don't Have in Space
My Marriage Became Better After This One Simple Trick Happened
Dang! It’s Racecar Superstar Sonny Gunderson At My Nephew Garret’s 11th Birthday!
Point-Counterpoint: Abortion [on Issuu.com]
2015
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Destiny: My Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
Why Does My Dad Still Kiss Me On The Mouth? (Flowchart) [on Issuu.com]
ART
2018
Rat with Surprise (With Peter Soucy) [on Issuu.com]