Articles

2018

I Can’t Find My House, Can I Have Yours? [on Issuu.com]

Point: I Hate My Grandson [on Issuu.com]

I’m Gonna Bust Into Jesus Camp To Find Out Where They’re Holding Him [on Issuu.com]

How To Keep Mom Out [on Issuu.com]

Choose Your Own Adventure [on Issuu.com]

2017 

Softening Up: My Journey to Self Love [on Issuu.com]

Unsung Hero: Meet the Guy that Crush Aerosmith's Nuts to Save Rock Music [on Issuu.com]

Choose Your Own Adventure: The Corporate Ladder [on Issuu.com]

The Party Line: Delta Epsilon Delta 90s Night Thirsty Thursday Absolute Rager Keg-Fest 2017 [on Issuu.com] 

Resident Little Bitch Thinks He Can Tussle With Me [on Issuu.com]

Opinion: I Would Like To Be in a Place [on Issuu.com] 

How To Play Baseball [on Issuu.com]

I Tried DMT But I Wasn't Sure What Kind of Sandwich That Was

2016

Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Space Edition

Mysterious Fire At FOX News Headquarters After Clinton Victory Just Ann Coulter "At It Again" [on Issuu.com]

Hofstra Welcome Week Message From Public Safety

Why Scandinavian Radish Farmers Didn't (And Don't) Have A Problem With Pol Pot [on Issuu.com]

Letter To The Editor (from Olof Georg Albriechtingnenienarigo) [on Issuu.com]

Choose Your Own Freaking Adventure: Just 4 Kidz Edition!

Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Renonaissance RPG Edition

2015

Five Guys You Might Have Met On Hofstra's Tinder

Choose Your Own Flavor [on Issuu.com]

Videos

2016

More Nonsense At The Presidential Debate [Writing, Acting, Directing, Editing]