You thought we were done with the ol’ CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE SECTION? I wish.
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Choose Your Own Freaking Adventure: Just 4 Kidz Edition!
Life is hard, Timmy, and the sooner you come to realize that, the sooner you’ll appreciate the flickering light of your DYING IMAGINATION!
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Good evening, and again, my darlings, welcome to another round of CHOOSE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVENTURE, where, true to its name, every decision is made for you and you realize that we’re all WORM FOOD.
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