I had never understood what they meant by, “Read a different book!” until I found it… My new sacred scripture…
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Narrative
Crowdsurfing at Fall Fest: A Guide
in Narrative
I was entranced, I was enthralled. I was sweating.
Read MoreI Ate 14 Hot Dogs at a 4th of July Barbecue and Now I’m Shitting Pellets
Is this what rabbits feel like??
Read MoreSearch For The Hofstra Statue That Gives You Good Luck For Finals
I've heard tell, that somewhere on this campus you can find good luck.
Read MoreI Am The Fire Marshal And I Will Shut Down Late Night Breakfast
Don't think that I won't just because you want your so-called hash-browns.
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Book Reviews For Wine Moms
in Art, Narrative, Recreation
Pour yourself a glass of that Franzia blush and buckle in, honey! Because this one’s going to be a doozie.
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My Grandson Will Ruin You, Uber.
Boy oh boy, Uber, you'll get what's coming to you.
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Adelphi Is Gone
Where the hell did I put that thing!?
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Weathered Old Man Who Lives By The Sea "Fucks Heavy" With Ghost In The Shell Remake
in Narrative, News, Reflection
The time-haggard man was quoted saying, "Dude, I'm pretty pumped"
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I Thought Ponyo Was Hentai, What Gives?
Wait, so who bangs the animated fish?
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