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This is just a part of the human experience.
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“Worm situation!” I yelled again, sure this time that she had heard me. Unfortunately, she had. Soon enough, Sheila was plummeting down the stairs at an angle that had to be head first, and then, not too long after that, maybe like an hour or two later, she woke up and kept coming.
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I had never understood what they meant by, “Read a different book!” until I found it… My new sacred scripture…
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