Don't think that I won't just because you want your so-called hash-browns.
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5 Handshakes To Assert Your Dominance Over Mr. Tiny Hands
These handshakes are sure to teach your coworkers an important lesson.
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7 Clean Ways To Explain Sex To Your Handsome Son
When it's time to talk about the birds and the very handsome bees.
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Aspiring Weed Vlogger, For the Life of Him, Cannot Find Tertiary Hobby To Base Channel On
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Or maybe he just thought it and forgot it again.
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Science Proves There Are Always 420 People Smoking Weed Anywhere In The World At Any Point, And That’s WHY!
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The study, which received an unprecedented number of student volunteer responses, surveyed the habits of cannabis connoisseurs everywhere.
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"420 Blaze It," Says Burning Monk
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We were not told he would be setting himself on fire.
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When Life Gets Busy, Put A Bunch Of Shit In A Jar
What the professor did next was even more astonishing.
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Sports Spotlight: Hofstra Quidditch
It's everyone's favorite fantasy come to life in sport form.
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Report: Local Cockroach Living Under Your Bed Thinks You Should Stop Fucking So Loud
"I'm just trying to live my life, and y'all just keep fuckin'." says the roach.
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I Thought Ponyo Was Hentai, What Gives?
Wait, so who bangs the animated fish?
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