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When Life Gets Busy, Put A Bunch Of Shit In A Jar
What the professor did next was even more astonishing.
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Do Not Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit Because I Am An Astronaut
Let me explain something to you, fool.
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So You've Acquired An Alien Child...
The best part of acquiring your little bundle of slimy grey mass is that you get to name the little goon! Make sure to keep it something close to its roots, but it can be as modern or classic as you wish it to be!
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Neil deGrasse Tyson: Point Counterpoint
in Reflection, Science, Space
Neil Degrasse Tyson Hero? Villain? …Thespian? With nipples like yams and a voice like the marshmallows one spreads atop, we just don’t know what to expect...
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The Footrace in Space
The long awaited Space Race was about to start. You know, THE Space Race. I’m talkin’ ships, and moondust, and cocaine filled Hollywood basements, baby! Yeah, that Space Race...
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An Open Letter to the 10 Exceptional Asteroids that I Once Loved
in Listicle, Reflection, Science
...but goddamn it, you were exactly the 503 by 407 by 370 inKilometers that I needed in the summer of 1849.
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A Day in the Life of Elon Musk
12:10 Sue Nonsense for printing that.
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