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Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra University Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone's Life
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A shaking, visibly pale Wright State University President David Hopkins cited rising security concerns as one of the reasons for WSU pulling out of the debate.
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A Poem About A Clown
“The 2nd Amendment Keeps the Clown Army Strong”
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If A Town Hall Debate Falls At Hofstra, Does It Make A Sound?
When asked about the low turnout, campaign staffers smiled in relief.
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Hofstra Republicans' Ronald Reagan Cutout In Voyeurism Scandal
Campus concern grows as College Republicans’ cutout of President Reagan appears at foot of Hofstra couple’s bed.
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If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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