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Officially diagnosed with Spider-Man syndrome!! Side effects may include walking on walls, head turning 360 degrees, vomiting live spiders, etc. Just like the comic book guy!!
Read More"If you ain't got the sauce, ya lost. But sometimes you can get lost IN the sauce." - Gucci Mane
Read MoreIs this what rabbits feel like??
Read MoreWe got the inside scoop on a few celeb get togethers. and you won't believe what they've done with a certain skateboarding hooligan.
Read MoreDon't you wish you could use your pathetic hands to sew a new flag? Well too late sucker!
Read MoreThe Boys in Brown are back at it again, this time tearing it up in Miami!
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"I do so know who Hitler is."
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“It never stops. Every evening I come in and there’s something new lying on the carpet."
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As a final wink-and-nod to the American people he loves so much, President Barack Obama recently released a list of new national holidays set to take effect on January 2nd, 2017.
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Tire swings by the lake. Tire swings by the fuckin' lake, baby. Oh man. If you've ever wanted to feel like a descendant of Swiss Family Robinson, putting this one together is an absolute must. (The Swiss Family Robinson thing aside, club-footed folks are suggested to bring a friend. All folks are, but I've learned it's good to be inclusive). The steps are a little tricky, but we think most of you can handle it...
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