I’d received a job late one Thursday night, from the League of People with No Hair but Who Really Wish They Had Some. Trump was a hairless menace giving us a bad name with that rug, and he needed to be stopped...
Read MoreHoroscopes By Hillary
Hillary Rodham Clinton has been an avid supporter of divination, particularly star mapping and palm reading, since the start of her political career during her sophomore year of college.
Read MoreMake America Vape Again
Ho, there, son! Sit your little butt down.
Read MoreI am Your Friend
I am your friend, and I need you, and you aren't here.. I am sick in your absence. I am trying to be strong, but it is hard.
Read MoreI'm The Big Guy
There's a few things they don't tell you when you become President.
Read MoreStudent Continues to Use Debate as Excuse 3 Weeks After Event Concludes
Joe Ryan, 21, has chosen to take one last class off to recover from the first presidential debate held at Hofstra University which concluded a little over three weeks ago
Read MoreNonsense At The Pride Expo
Couldn't make the Pride Expo? Not even sure what the hell it is? Nonsense attended the event last week and asked all the important questions.
Read MoreThe Making Of Fall Fest
Nonsense went out the day before Fall Fest 2016 to see how a music festival is made!
Read MoreInterview With Libertarian Party Chair
5/5 Recipe
Read MoreMore Nonsense At The Presidential Debate
We asked the hard-hitting questions and got all the semi-middling answers!
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