Wow, I can't believe Fall Fest is already over! We caught up with public opinion at the event Monday September 26th!
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Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining
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Let us get to the matter at hand: You Are Here Because You Are Wanting To Join Greek Life At Hofstra University
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Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra University Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone's Life
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A shaking, visibly pale Wright State University President David Hopkins cited rising security concerns as one of the reasons for WSU pulling out of the debate.
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How To Pass Your Finals By Using Your Hands
This will be an informative and helpful step-by-step guide that will instruct you on how to pass your finals by utilizing your hands.
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Progress! Hofstra Announces Bathrooms Formerly Open To Anyone Now "Gender Inclusive"
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“The truth is, you can be as gay as you want in these bathrooms."
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If A Town Hall Debate Falls At Hofstra, Does It Make A Sound?
When asked about the low turnout, campaign staffers smiled in relief.
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Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Renonaissance RPG Edition
Good evening, and again, my darlings, welcome to another round of CHOOSE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVENTURE, where, true to its name, every decision is made for you and you realize that we’re all WORM FOOD.
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Hofstra Republicans' Ronald Reagan Cutout In Voyeurism Scandal
Campus concern grows as College Republicans’ cutout of President Reagan appears at foot of Hofstra couple’s bed.
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Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban
The Hoverboard ban comes after an intense onslaught of Hoverboard-related injuries across campus, but according to reports the injuries aren't the only reason for the prohibition.
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