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Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra University Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone's Life
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A shaking, visibly pale Wright State University President David Hopkins cited rising security concerns as one of the reasons for WSU pulling out of the debate.
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Progress! Hofstra Announces Bathrooms Formerly Open To Anyone Now "Gender Inclusive"
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“The truth is, you can be as gay as you want in these bathrooms."
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If A Town Hall Debate Falls At Hofstra, Does It Make A Sound?
When asked about the low turnout, campaign staffers smiled in relief.
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Hofstra Republicans' Ronald Reagan Cutout In Voyeurism Scandal
Campus concern grows as College Republicans’ cutout of President Reagan appears at foot of Hofstra couple’s bed.
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"Money Is Tight" Says Administrator With Near Million Dollar Salary
"I've crunched all the numbers myself, and there just doesn't seem to be anywhere that we could be making any cuts."
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Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban
The Hoverboard ban comes after an intense onslaught of Hoverboard-related injuries across campus, but according to reports the injuries aren't the only reason for the prohibition.
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Student Body Lines Up Late At Night For Same Shitty Food They Can Get Tomorrow Morning
Admitting that they can get the same exact food tomorrow at a much more reasonable time, an ungodly proportion of the Hofstra student body lined up tonight in Hofstra’s cramped cafeteria.
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If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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Hofstra Adds "Cards Against Long Island" Jokes To List of Achievements
The unofficial, unaffiliated game expansion features jokes poking fun at Long Island, some of which include Hofstra University.
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