"If you ain't got the sauce, ya lost. But sometimes you can get lost IN the sauce." - Gucci Mane
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Food
Hot Dog?
"What’s the big deal behind the whole thing, huh?"
Read MoreI Ate 14 Hot Dogs at a 4th of July Barbecue and Now I’m Shitting Pellets
Is this what rabbits feel like??
Read MoreNew England’s Top 5 Best Fahkin Lobstah Rolls
Ask Tom Brady, he'll give ya the exact same list!
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Underpaid Student Employee Can't Wait To Starve Outside $30M Administrative Building
"I'm so totally stoked!"
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I Tried DMT But I Wasn't Sure What Kind Of Sandwich That Was
In retrospect, I gotta say that my intentions, at least, were good. I had a good head on, had my hopes high and a chipper attitude about the whole thing. And honestly...
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10 Things We ALL Need to Try Before Summer's Over
Tire swings by the lake. Tire swings by the fuckin' lake, baby. Oh man. If you've ever wanted to feel like a descendant of Swiss Family Robinson, putting this one together is an absolute must. (The Swiss Family Robinson thing aside, club-footed folks are suggested to bring a friend. All folks are, but I've learned it's good to be inclusive). The steps are a little tricky, but we think most of you can handle it...
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6 Things You NEED To Stop Doing At Starbucks, According To An Employee
Check yourself.
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Student Body Lines Up Late At Night For Same Shitty Food They Can Get Tomorrow Morning
Admitting that they can get the same exact food tomorrow at a much more reasonable time, an ungodly proportion of the Hofstra student body lined up tonight in Hofstra’s cramped cafeteria.
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Diners, Drive-Ins, and Destiny: My Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
in Food, Hofstra, News, Sports & Entertain...
Their plan: Bring award-winning father and food eater Guy Fieri to campus to put some of our top-flight eateries on an episode of his seminal investigative series Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. My plan: turn this into the biggest story Hofstra had ever seen.
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