Let us get to the matter at hand: You Are Here Because You Are Wanting To Join Greek Life At Hofstra University
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Guide to the BEST Summer Flingity-Flang of your Life!
Summer is the beautiful time in a young person’s life in which they experience a fiery rush in the loins, and a kiss on both big toes.
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Here’s a look at the top electronic stores in each of our blessed 50 states
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Choose Your Own Fucking Adventure: Renonaissance RPG Edition
Good evening, and again, my darlings, welcome to another round of CHOOSE YOUR OWN FUCKING ADVENTURE, where, true to its name, every decision is made for you and you realize that we’re all WORM FOOD.
Read MoreIf Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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The unofficial, unaffiliated game expansion features jokes poking fun at Long Island, some of which include Hofstra University.
Read MoreThe Hofstra Mini-Mall
Out of the ashes of Liberty and Republic halls comes something to further insulate this community.
Read MoreArm Public Safety: An Editorial
Friendly neighborhood Public Safety Officer Steve Sourdough weighs in.
Read MorePoint-Counterpoint: The Hofstra Hoverboards
When the Basketball team used their budget to buy hoverboards, we asked our Editors-in-Chief to weigh in.
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