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We never let Cassie into the basement when she was alive because of the rat infestation, but once the crowdfunding came together for her funeral costs we were finally able to fix up that chintzy paneling and afford a decent exterminator. Now, I’ve got the recliner and my Playstation down there...
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Pisces:You’ve been listening to too much of that new-age folk bullshit music, Pisces. Pull yourself together and jam out to some serious rock-and-roll. Guns and Roses. The Ramones. Iggy Pop..
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Listen, I don’t wanna be weird but I just noticed you were in my house and I find that kind of weird. How did you get here? Was it the window? The door? I live in a small house that is very high. I will assume you came in through the door...
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As a final wink-and-nod to the American people he loves so much, President Barack Obama recently released a list of new national holidays set to take effect on January 2nd, 2017.
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We all know this step. Here at Nonsense, we make the sex many much. Often to each other—it is awkward. So trust us.
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Believe it or not, there is simply no racism in Space. There is zero racism in Space. Sure, people are dicks sometimes, but there's not much you can really do about that.
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We popped the first DVD into the old Toshiba at the foot of our bed. We stripped ourselves of clothing, save for Robert’s nipple pasties. They came in a daily box set. We arranged our bodies side by side, our arms beside us. I remember feeling like a corpse. It felt good...
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It’s time we all stop focusing on the negatives.
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“The truth is, you can be as gay as you want in these bathrooms."
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Wow! Incredible!
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