"I've crunched all the numbers myself, and there just doesn't seem to be anywhere that we could be making any cuts."
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Campus Douchebags Assemble To Protest Hoverboard Ban
The Hoverboard ban comes after an intense onslaught of Hoverboard-related injuries across campus, but according to reports the injuries aren't the only reason for the prohibition.
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How To Celebrate the Holidays
This holiday season Nonsense would like to present its readers with a comprehensive guide on how to celebrate the holiday’s. Here it is.
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The 12 Days of the 4th of July
President Cruz has declared one day of The 4th of July insufficient.
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The War On Independence Day
Now people like me, that is to say true Americans, wake up extra early on that special day on that there red, white, and blue calendar there.
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Student Body Lines Up Late At Night For Same Shitty Food They Can Get Tomorrow Morning
Admitting that they can get the same exact food tomorrow at a much more reasonable time, an ungodly proportion of the Hofstra student body lined up tonight in Hofstra’s cramped cafeteria.
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If Elected President, I Will Personally End All Memes
If elected president by a large percentage of the population who I duped with my clever campaign ads, my first promise to the American people is that I will end all memes. For good.
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Hofstra Adds "Cards Against Long Island" Jokes To List of Achievements
The unofficial, unaffiliated game expansion features jokes poking fun at Long Island, some of which include Hofstra University.
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Five Guys You Might Have Met On Hofstra's Tinder
in Dating, Hofstra, LIfestyle, Shareable, Social Media
Here's a list of five guys you might have met on Tindr had Hofstra not decided that we were children incapable of choosing our own web content.
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Diners, Drive-Ins, and Destiny: My Guy Fieri Fan Fiction
in Food, Hofstra, News, Sports & Entertain...
Their plan: Bring award-winning father and food eater Guy Fieri to campus to put some of our top-flight eateries on an episode of his seminal investigative series Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives. My plan: turn this into the biggest story Hofstra had ever seen.
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