The long awaited Space Race was about to start. You know, THE Space Race. I’m talkin’ ships, and moondust, and cocaine filled Hollywood basements, baby! Yeah, that Space Race...
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ISS/ISIS Paradigm Shift
It’s time for coffee, I thought so I sprinted eighteen miles over to my neighbor’s farm. I found one of my neighbor’s cows and punched it to death for some good ol’ strawberry milk. Thick. Viscous.
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Flip Flopper Alert: The Article Hillary Clinton Doesn't Want You To See!
in America, Election 2016, News, Politics
Hillary, we see you.
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I am Your Friend
in America, Election 2016, Politics
I am your friend, and I need you, and you aren't here.. I am sick in your absence. I am trying to be strong, but it is hard.
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I'm The Big Guy
in America, Election 2016, Politics
There's a few things they don't tell you when you become President.
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The Best Electronic Store In Your State To Hit Up This Summer!
in America, LIfestyle, Recreation
Here’s a look at the top electronic stores in each of our blessed 50 states
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Hard Work Pays Off: Hofstra University Secures Presidential Debate Without Taking Anyone's Life
in America, Election 2016, Hofstra, News, Politics
A shaking, visibly pale Wright State University President David Hopkins cited rising security concerns as one of the reasons for WSU pulling out of the debate.
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If A Town Hall Debate Falls At Hofstra, Does It Make A Sound?
When asked about the low turnout, campaign staffers smiled in relief.
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Hofstra Republicans' Ronald Reagan Cutout In Voyeurism Scandal
Campus concern grows as College Republicans’ cutout of President Reagan appears at foot of Hofstra couple’s bed.
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How To Celebrate the Holidays
This holiday season Nonsense would like to present its readers with a comprehensive guide on how to celebrate the holiday’s. Here it is.
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