In retrospect, I gotta say that my intentions, at least, were good. I had a good head on, had my hopes high and a chipper attitude about the whole thing. And honestly...
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Your Horoscopes
Find your sign and feel my warm breath on your supple little neck sprouts!
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Astrology Is Real: My Boyfriend’s Dick Looks Exactly Like The Sagittarius Bow
No, I’m not going to post it.
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Do Not Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit Because I Am An Astronaut
Let me explain something to you, fool.
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Am I Really Responsible For Murder If Simon Said So?
Well, am I????
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Music Review: Future's New Album
in LIfestyle, News, Reflection
Future's sixth studio album HNDRXX came out still in the wake of his previous self-titled album. However, the overall sound of HNDRXX reveals itself to be...
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Directions To My House
Your GPS is going to want you to get on the parkway but that really makes no goddamn sense. The best way is to take a right onto front street and then keep driving until dawn. You will be offered a chance to save your loved one by the ghost of your ex business partner Phillip Marley...
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An Interview With The "Leather Man" Outside Au Bon Pain
“I know you guys are hiding the good shit! Why can’t you just give me what I want?!” he says, throwing small zip-lock bags full of an indiscernible orange liquid at the esteemed restaurant...
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Travel!
The Tracksuit Man holds no power over me. None that I don’t give him. What is preventing me from achieving that permanent lift-off I’ve always dreamt of? The more I ponder, the more I realize that nothing is stopping me. I can be all the way up...
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The 7 Best Places To Fuck On Campus
in Adventure, Dating, LIfestyle, Recreation
We all know what sex is here at Nonsense Humor, and we know the best places to get it down with your significant other when you’re in a hurry. You know, when you don’t feel like walking literally not that far to an actual bed because you love cold dirty floors on your sweaty ass.
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