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Alleged HvZ Hazing Involved Induced Gameplay, A Cage, And Anti-Nonsense Imagery
Former members reduced to shambling corpses, foregoing social interaction, hunting down other members, shadows of what they once were...
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Guy Who Always Wears Shorts Found Dead Behind Estabrook After So-Called "Blizzard"
Authorities only discovered him when they saw his ugly Nike highlight yellow shorts poking out of the snow.
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White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office
“It never stops. Every evening I come in and there’s something new lying on the carpet."
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Music Review: Future's New Album
in LIfestyle, News, Reflection
Future's sixth studio album HNDRXX came out still in the wake of his previous self-titled album. However, the overall sound of HNDRXX reveals itself to be...
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An Interview With The "Leather Man" Outside Au Bon Pain
“I know you guys are hiding the good shit! Why can’t you just give me what I want?!” he says, throwing small zip-lock bags full of an indiscernible orange liquid at the esteemed restaurant...
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12 Bitchin' New Holidays Enacted By President Obama In The Dead Of Night
in America, Holidays, Listicle, News, Social Topics
As a final wink-and-nod to the American people he loves so much, President Barack Obama recently released a list of new national holidays set to take effect on January 2nd, 2017.
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Flip Flopper Alert: The Article Hillary Clinton Doesn't Want You To See!
in America, Election 2016, News, Politics
Hillary, we see you.
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Trump.exe
in Election 2016, News, Politics
I’d received a job late one Thursday night, from the League of People with No Hair but Who Really Wish They Had Some. Trump was a hairless menace giving us a bad name with that rug, and he needed to be stopped...
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Student Continues to Use Debate as Excuse 3 Weeks After Event Concludes
in Election 2016, Hofstra, LIfestyle, News, Politics
Joe Ryan, 21, has chosen to take one last class off to recover from the first presidential debate held at Hofstra University which concluded a little over three weeks ago
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