The best part of acquiring your little bundle of slimy grey mass is that you get to name the little goon! Make sure to keep it something close to its roots, but it can be as modern or classic as you wish it to be!
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Horoscopes by Anthony Bourdain
Pisces:You’ve been listening to too much of that new-age folk bullshit music, Pisces. Pull yourself together and jam out to some serious rock-and-roll. Guns and Roses. The Ramones. Iggy Pop..
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Wait, how’d you get in my house?
Listen, I don’t wanna be weird but I just noticed you were in my house and I find that kind of weird. How did you get here? Was it the window? The door? I live in a small house that is very high. I will assume you came in through the door...
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ISS/ISIS Paradigm Shift
It’s time for coffee, I thought so I sprinted eighteen miles over to my neighbor’s farm. I found one of my neighbor’s cows and punched it to death for some good ol’ strawberry milk. Thick. Viscous.
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A Day in the Life of Elon Musk
12:10 Sue Nonsense for printing that.
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How Star Trek Saved My Sex Life
We popped the first DVD into the old Toshiba at the foot of our bed. We stripped ourselves of clothing, save for Robert’s nipple pasties. They came in a daily box set. We arranged our bodies side by side, our arms beside us. I remember feeling like a corpse. It felt good...
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Student Continues to Use Debate as Excuse 3 Weeks After Event Concludes
in Election 2016, Hofstra, LIfestyle, News, Politics
Joe Ryan, 21, has chosen to take one last class off to recover from the first presidential debate held at Hofstra University which concluded a little over three weeks ago
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I Can't Stop Looking at Pictures of Crash Bandicoot
I’m not kidding; I can’t stop myself from googling his quirky name when I have some downtime.
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Greek Life At Hofstra: How To Be Doing The Joining
in Hofstra, LIfestyle, Recreation
Let us get to the matter at hand: You Are Here Because You Are Wanting To Join Greek Life At Hofstra University
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Guide to the BEST Summer Flingity-Flang of your Life!
in Dating, LIfestyle, Recreation
Summer is the beautiful time in a young person’s life in which they experience a fiery rush in the loins, and a kiss on both big toes.
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