Former members reduced to shambling corpses, foregoing social interaction, hunting down other members, shadows of what they once were...
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Guy Who Always Wears Shorts Found Dead Behind Estabrook After So-Called "Blizzard"
Authorities only discovered him when they saw his ugly Nike highlight yellow shorts poking out of the snow.
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Astrology Is Real: My Boyfriend’s Dick Looks Exactly Like The Sagittarius Bow
No, I’m not going to post it.
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White House Janitor Tired Of Cleaning Dead Things Out Of Steve Bannon’s Office
“It never stops. Every evening I come in and there’s something new lying on the carpet."
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Do Not Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit Because I Am An Astronaut
Let me explain something to you, fool.
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Am I Really Responsible For Murder If Simon Said So?
Well, am I????
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Music Review: Future's New Album
in LIfestyle, News, Reflection
Future's sixth studio album HNDRXX came out still in the wake of his previous self-titled album. However, the overall sound of HNDRXX reveals itself to be...
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Directions To My House
Your GPS is going to want you to get on the parkway but that really makes no goddamn sense. The best way is to take a right onto front street and then keep driving until dawn. You will be offered a chance to save your loved one by the ghost of your ex business partner Phillip Marley...
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An Interview With The "Leather Man" Outside Au Bon Pain
“I know you guys are hiding the good shit! Why can’t you just give me what I want?!” he says, throwing small zip-lock bags full of an indiscernible orange liquid at the esteemed restaurant...
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