Don't you wish you could use your pathetic hands to sew a new flag? Well too late sucker!
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7 Quick Steps To Your Perfect Beach Body
"Sharon from the PTA will not roll her eyes at my rolls ever again!"
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Ask Tom Brady, he'll give ya the exact same list!
Read MorePublic Safety: Miami Vice
The Boys in Brown are back at it again, this time tearing it up in Miami!
Read MorePetition: Let Me And My Family Open Carry At The Jersey Shore
Look, if I can take my CANNON-LIKE arms onto the beach, why not my other deadly weapons?
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in Featured, News, Social Topics
You see, the joke here is that beach and bitch are similar words.
Read MoreSand Between My Toes
Who doesn’t enjoy sitting on a warm, sunny beach and feeling the miniscule grains of the Earth, post-erosion, massaging the very delicate corns of their feet?
Read MoreThe 5 Best Places In Kevin’s Beach House To Fuck Kevin’s Girlfriend
in LIfestyle, Recreation, Listicle
It's a shame his place doesn't have a helipad...
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He could be anywhere!
Read MoreRising Sophomore Can’t Wait to Repeat Every Class
"It'll be very rewarding repeating the same learning experience." Chad Wescott was reported saying.
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