Neil Degrasse Tyson Hero? Villain? …Thespian? With nipples like yams and a voice like the marshmallows one spreads atop, we just don’t know what to expect...
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You thought we were done with the ol’ CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE SECTION? I wish.
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The long awaited Space Race was about to start. You know, THE Space Race. I’m talkin’ ships, and moondust, and cocaine filled Hollywood basements, baby! Yeah, that Space Race...
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It’s time for coffee, I thought so I sprinted eighteen miles over to my neighbor’s farm. I found one of my neighbor’s cows and punched it to death for some good ol’ strawberry milk. Thick. Viscous.
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...but goddamn it, you were exactly the 503 by 407 by 370 inKilometers that I needed in the summer of 1849.
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12:10 Sue Nonsense for printing that.
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We all know this step. Here at Nonsense, we make the sex many much. Often to each other—it is awkward. So trust us.
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Believe it or not, there is simply no racism in Space. There is zero racism in Space. Sure, people are dicks sometimes, but there's not much you can really do about that.
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We popped the first DVD into the old Toshiba at the foot of our bed. We stripped ourselves of clothing, save for Robert’s nipple pasties. They came in a daily box set. We arranged our bodies side by side, our arms beside us. I remember feeling like a corpse. It felt good...
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Hillary, we see you.
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